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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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