The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Conservative head office who today said arbeit macht frei.