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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Vince Cable who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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