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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into primary school children was some bloke in the pub who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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