The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..