The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The Queen who today said kill the commie swine.