Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies reading the works of Karl Marx was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.