The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..