The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..