The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Theresa May who today said Waterboarding is not torture.