The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was an unnamed source who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.