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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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