The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jonathan Aitkin who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.