The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said we are a grandmother.