The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers setting fire to libraries was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..