The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals binge drinking on council estates was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..