The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..