The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..