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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Anne Widdecombe who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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