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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours eating babies was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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