The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers hacking the Gibson was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..