The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Jenkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..