The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy causing obesity was a hardworking family who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..