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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Enoch Powell who today said I like sponge.


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