The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Beyonce who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.