The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..