The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers eating babies was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..