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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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