The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge welcoming foreigners was David Cameron who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..