The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Vince Cable who today said kill the commie swine.