The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was David Cameron who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.