The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps welcoming foreigners was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..