The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..