The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Waterboarding is not torture.