The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..