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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was The Queen who today said I like sponge.


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