The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said arbeit macht frei.