The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..