The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I like sponge.