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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was John Major who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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