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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams getting away with arson was some bloke in the pub who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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