The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values reading the works of Karl Marx was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..