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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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