The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Angela Merkel who today said kill the poor.