The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez listening to loud music was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..