The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders listening to loud music was Nick Clegg who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..