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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was some bloke in the pub who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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