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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Margaret Thatcher who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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