The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users looting and pillaging supermarkets was an unnamed source who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..