The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Amanda Platell who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..